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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Just as bad as pineapple on pizza.

Fuck you.

Pineapple contains an enzyme that dissolves flesh. When you eat raw pineapple, it eats you back. This is why your mouth goes kind of numb if you eat a lot of it.

However, with a little bit of heating the enzyme denatures and becomes nonfunctional. Thus, pineapple belongs on pizza.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thus, pineapple belongs on pizza.

Get back on your medication.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago