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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Mine is fresh highschool graduates getting 2 weeks of training to go work acute, all-male forensic psychiatry. We're taking criminally insane men who are unsafe to put on a unit with criminally insane women.

...and they would send fresh high school graduates (often girls because hospitals in general tend to be female-dominated) in the yoga pants and club makeup they think are proffessional because they literally have 0 previous work experience to sit suicide watch for criminally insane rapists who said they were suicidal because they knew they would send some 18y/o who doesn't know any better to sit with them. It went about how you would expect the hundreds of times I watched it happen.

My favorite float technician was the 60 year old guy who was super gassy and looked like an off-season Santa. Everybody hated that guy because they said he was super lazy but he would sit suicide watch all fucking shift without complaining and he almost never failed to dissapoint a sex pest who thought they were gonna get some eye candy (or worse).

What's your example?

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[-] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

My grandmother was the county coroner for a while. She was a pharmacist professionally. In those places, it's more "give it a quick kick and say they're dead" (she never did that) more than anything else. She only declared death, not attribute cause to my knowledge.

The other part of it is that, for whatever reason, in my county the only higher arresting authority than the sheriff was the coroner. It was her job to serve him with papers when he was being sued and, not that it ever came up, arrest him when it needed done.

Weird system.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

In several states the coroner is also the only authority that can arrest the governor as well. Very strange system.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

That sounds like a niche power that'd be fun to try out just to see if it works LOL.

"You're under arrest, governor!"

"On what charges?!"

"Well you're in a position of power, giving you probable cause!"

[Finds tons of corruption, unsurprisingly.]

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