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[-] [email protected] 36 points 2 weeks ago

Makes sense if the average includes the hours of zero calls when their phone line is closed

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Especially if it's one of those awful ones that are only open for 5 minutes on the fifth Wednesday of the same month.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

During a leap year. Where Squirrel Appreciation Day falls on a Sunday.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Gotta cram an equinox and Jupiter in there somewhere.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Squirrel Appreciation Day is everyday. The little furballs deserve some love.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

squee

You don't have any evidence!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Read here: all utilities and banks in America. Oh you want to call and talk about something important regarding your natural gas bill or mortgage? Call between 10am and 4pm Monday-Friday to talk to one of our dedicated Sri Lankan representatives. Oh you work during that time? Good, that’s the point lol

this post was submitted on 14 Jun 2024
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