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GPL + butt hole? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

License stuff came up the other day. Got me wondering.

Could I use something like the mit or GPL license, but add a requirement that anyone that uses the software had to send me a pic of their butthole?

What is the use case for this GPL + bhole license?

Memes mostly. It world also need to have an age of majority clause.

Then if the library actually gets picked up somewhere it would be a good extortion tactic.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

NAL, but I think it won't be considered open-source, as it violates rule 5 of the open-source definition. What if the person does not want to share butt-hole? Doesn't the license discriminate that people sharing butt-hole pics are only permitted to use this software? What if they don't have a butt-hole to begin with, and use a colostomy bag? What if they shit and bleed in the same hole, cuz they were fused at birth? It is also not enforceable. What if the party in question shares their painted navel, their wrinkly skin, or their reproductive organ (foreskin tip, vaginal canal) as the butt-hole? They could also share the butthole of a dog or a horse? You will also have to issue stool samples and ass-tissue samples? I'd recommend that you consult a lawyer who specializes in shitty laws.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I guess how loosely or roughly or tightly I wanted to inspect these buttholes would be up to me. Maybe I would just have to take the butthole on faith. I might have to develop another library to reverse image search buttholes to at least make sure it was a new butthole.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Hmm, interesting. I think it would be better if this was escalated to the Congress - I'll ask my distant cousin, who's the head of chief, responsible for monitoring people jerking off to lizards - there's a separate department for that. As @[email protected] pointed out, bribe your local politician in favor of record butt-prints as a legal form of SSN identification. Now, another advantage of this political move is that this one-time image picture could be encoded to base128. This new encoded data, added with the nonce, that is, the current time and a pseudo-random string onto the blockchain. That will get them analcoin skeptics.

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