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Let me pull this out of my ass (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I am interested in your json porn.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children) 
{
  "act1": {
    "position": "reverse cowgirl"
    "etc...": {}
  }
}

Not sure what you expected

Edit: also found this https://json-porn.com/

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Oh God, don't watch the etc porn! You'll never be able to unsee it...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's so straight. I prefer yaml porn

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

For real. Numbers are strings? Yeah, okay.

YAML is better. UCL porn though. 🥵 Things are getting niche when UCL shows up.