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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

10+ years of this and never regretted it. Need to use a vape pen when in the office. Synthetic urine exists.

[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Synthetic urine exists.

Yeah, but it never tastes quite the same.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But it's still sterile though, and I like the taste

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

But it’s still sterile though

Not the way I use it, it's not.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Low key, she was one of my favorite characters.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I cannot work while high. I've seen others do it, quite impressively, but the paranoia alone would literally kill me.

Tried doing a simple create-react-app under the influence once (off the clock). Shit took me a full hour to get running.

Called it a night and played the new system shock instead. Oh my god that was fucking amazing.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You might have a normally functioning brain, though. This is essentially a self-medicating starter pack for people with ADHD.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Drinking coffee all day then smoking some weed at night is so much better than drinking coffee all day and then drinking alcohol. This works better for me than any cocktail of adhd medication I've ever had or been prescribed. It'll be a sad day when they finally get delta hemp banned.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah, I agree with that 100%. I need to try smoking only at night and see how that goes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Also living places without draconian laws also exists

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I completely forgot there were alternatives to this.