this post was submitted on 28 Apr 2024
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Dr Bronner's Peppermint Gang rise up

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

The green Gold Bond powder is.... interesting.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Peppermint butthole forever

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

The text is even funnier because this guy looks like a Dollar Tree Elijah Wood.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

He's a comedian (Chris Fleming), he has some funny stuff.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Dollar Tree Elijah Wood.

Damn, dude, still chuckling over this. Funnier the longer I think about it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

It's a feature, not a bug.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I mean, it's not THAT bad (admittedly, coming from sb who managed to get a burn from literally everything that goes remotely hot in their possession, from placing a hand on a steam cooker to touching dead ICs).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

you fell into a mentholated butthole?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I fell into a burning ring of fire. I wiped down, down, down and the flames went higher. And it burns, burns, burns - the ring of fire. The ring of fire.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Just wait til your scrotum starts flaking off

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

"If left in place for too long, it can produce first-degree burns to the skin." Oof, beats menthol body wash that's for sure!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

reminds me of that one time I used bengay on my hamstrings.... oh boy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Chubbyemu did a video of some dude doing permanent damage by bengay to the sac. I am not sure if survival but invalid or ded-ded.

DO NOT APPLY ANYTHING BUT SAFE SOAP + WATER TO SENSITIVE AREAS! Else You too "might make A recovery" or "might not make it".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

wrote a theme song

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.