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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I hate that people buy hamsters for kids, to die in random ways. I've kept hamsters all my adult life, and they all live to old age because I take care of em and don't stress em out like a kid would. They're so delicate, I wouldn't give the care of one to a kid.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I never had hamsters growing up and I have no idea that little kids often got them killed in "random ways". I can't even fathom what the fuck this means tbh. Do they mean that people accidentally squish them all the time or something???

Tbh I'm a single adult who loves alone and was curious about getting a small pet, but idk if I'd be able to deal with something of decent size like a dog or cat. What are hamsters like?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I once walked into a friend's house and saw his kids tossing the hamster at each other like a hot potato. I bitched them out so hard.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Jesus fucking Christ

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Counterpoint: it's a good way to teach responsibility to kids. You wouldn't leave 100% of the care of a dog or cat to a kid, but for a hamster or goldfish, they can be fully responsible (for better or worse).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

True enough, sadly the parent often forgets about the hamster and dealing with it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Totally agree but thats not a hamster

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's definitely a hamster

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yeah, now that I've gotten a full night of sleep I see it's definitely a hamster. The tiny ears, the front-facing eyes, the distinctive splayed hind legs. Idk why I thought it was a guinea pig.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That is crazy. Kind of like an 8 inch goldfish that the owner doesn't even remember how old it is.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I once had a goldfish that lived in a bowl on a cabinet. It sometimes jumped out of the bowl, behind the cabinet. It had done that at least 5 times and still lived through my entire childhood. That's a remarkable survival skill for a fish so suicidal.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So "a farm upstate" is really just a "longhouse up in the clouds"?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

The great tube castle in the sky.