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[-] [email protected] 124 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

From: Dad

Subject: fw: fw: fw: fw: fw: re: fw: FW: fw: SO TRUE.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Complete with a full chain of CC headers so you can harvest the emails of about 400 old men they used to work with and everyone at the golf club.

[-] [email protected] 58 points 1 month ago

only Men will get this joke.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

The female mind isn't capable of understanding this

[-] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago

Makes me wonder what the EU men do

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Official EU response:

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

UK men look at books that depict beautiful women with teeth that aren't fucked up.

French men look at books that depict women who aren't cheese eating, chain smoking, fuck ugly surrender monkeys

German/Scandinavian men look at books that depict women that actually smile.

Irish men look at books that show women who aren't slobbering alcoholics

Iberian/Italian men look at books depicting women who are capable of communicating in an indoor volume

[-] [email protected] 57 points 1 month ago

Offend Everyone 100% speedrun

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

Wake up babe new EU slander just dropped

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Expertly done

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Found the Frenchman

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🥵🥵☢️☢️

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Fallout 5: Lady Town

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Ooh, I thought nqked.. Doh

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

To be fair, there are naked ladies in the Bible too.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

That Song of Solomon is some horny shit.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I love the argument that it’s about the love between god and his followers. Like, nothing against horny deities even ones who fuck their followers, but this interpretation sure does make it sound like the god who demands chastity really wants to fuck you.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's really contrived, too. This argument comes from people who will tell you that you have to use the whole Bible and not read between the lines. Then they have to struggle to find a reason for Song of Solomon to be there when it's been considered canon for thousands of years.

Can't just use the straightforward conclusion that Solomon was horny.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

The man was fucking 1000+ women according to kings. Lol at the idea they need to hide it

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Was that the one about them two daughters? I feel so bad for that father. Like couldn't they have found literally anyone else?!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

No it's an erotic poem actually. Has lines like "her breasts are like twin gazelles".

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Nice, I'll save that line for my girl 😎

Edit: She didn't get it.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Here is the text. It's actually quite pretty. You don't have to be religious to enjoy it. https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Song%20of%20Solomon%201&version=ESV

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Help me out here, I'm having trouble picturing this. Like... a pair of complete, full-size gazelles? Just fastened to the woman's torso? If not, which parts?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I found it!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

That's the quote yeah.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That was Lot fleeing Sodom or Gomorrah or some shit. I mean, if I thought the world was ending and the only person around was my dad, and I was female, goodbye human race okay.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

For real, humanity just deservers to die at that point I would figure.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Needs to be drawn like a 1950s newspaper comic

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

My wife would be super freaked out and disgusted if I was reading a Bible.

She'd sit down and flip though the naked ladies one though.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

You dare question the mighty Jimmy?!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Get down on your friggin knees, right friggin now, and pray with me!

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Reading the BDSM sections of the bible about stoning the ladies ?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Thank you for the suffering.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Fucking love when my wife leaves, and I take my right hand off and enjoy my N*KED LADY BOOK.

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Tony Zaret, so peak

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Took me a bit to figure out what BI BLE is. I initially thought it had to do with bisexuality.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Bisexual Bluetooth Low Energy

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Not that but rape and slavery for sure.

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