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[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I would like to sell my soul in exchange for dominion over the Earth!

"Sorry dude... not with that soul.

Best I can do is assistant manager at the Arby's down the street. I'll even throw in some heroin, you're gonna need it."