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Bloody nose (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] [email protected] 134 points 1 month ago

Reminds me of the first time a friend of mine and his dad went to London. They were both more or less fluent, though his dad less so:

My friend's dad, trying to order an extra rare steak: "A bloody steak, please"

Waiter, without missing a beat: "Certainly, sir. Would you like some fucking potatoes with that?"

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I mean it is kind of weird that “rare” is used to denote “barely cooked”, when it usually means “very scarce or hard to find”.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah, as a non-native speaker, I've always considered that really weird too. Same with "well done", which is apparently worse than murder if you're enthusiastic about steaks 😄

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Blue or Blue-Rare are the steps above rare afaik (at least in the US, not sure about England). Any restaurant that asks "what does that mean" isn't a restaurant I'd trust to serve me meat that is cool in the middle.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Made my day

[-] [email protected] 93 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

imagine being on twitter so much you even dream about getting annoyed by pedantic twitter users, this doesn't sound like a happy existence.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

lol it’s a funny tweet. I don’t use twitter, but find joy in the cleverness and humor that people there spit out.

Would never use the app myself though. Screenshots on lemmy are as close to the rim of the volcano I’ll go.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

... $100 says they're happier than you.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Stay happy my dude

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

It's a joke that's been going around online, OOP made up this janky setup to sound original.

[-] [email protected] 68 points 1 month ago

My first WTF moment with British English was walking into a restaurant & the hostess asked: “are you alright?”. “Do I have a bloody nose?” I quaked. Turns out it was just how folks say “what’s up?” as a hello there.

[-] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago

to which she responded, "Yes of course you have a nose, but why are you cursing about it?"

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

It’s more just “alright mate”, or even just “reet”.

[-] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago

...so they remembered a Twitter post in their dream, and posted that as if it was their joke?

[-] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago

Strangely enough, it's the same user. Makes it even weirder in a way

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Voldemort: 😢

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

Source: It was revealed to me in a dream

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

This person makes dreams into reality.

Legend

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

bloody twat

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago
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[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

How did a bloody nose win an F1 race?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You have to sacrifice a body part if you're not Max Verstappen (because his sacrifice was a visit to the gas station)

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

By being a twat, if my memory or no is is correct.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Major Kovalyov: "Am I a joke to you?"

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Cooper Howard has entered the chat

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

matt rose replied to this (i think)

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