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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Run, Forrest, run!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Do I have treats for the wolf?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

This takes me back to "gorilla, man, gun," which was basically the baptist youth camp version of rock, paper, scissors. (It probably exists outside of that context, that's just where I always played it shrug)

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I would choose wolves because i have experience with dogs which are close enough to wolves

I am inexperienced with gorillas or any other primate

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Are we talking a sign language-using gorilla with a pet kitty or...?

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Trick question, Wolf is a male surname.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Probably wolf.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Wolf not wolves? Sure I can use a new pet I guess.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

What? But we can keep the fire running if we have 2 people...

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

what are you doing out here alone, Moon-moon?

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Is there gonna be a loser's bracket for this tournament?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

rabid coyote vs hungry tiger

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

With a tiger you’re just defacto dead on first contact.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

HYDROGEN BOMB

VERSUS

COUGHING BABY

GO!!!

cough... cough

massive explosion

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Wolf 100%. It's without its pack and I'd have some chance to fight it off. A gorilla would tear me in half.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You'd probably have some chance of becoming part of its pack if you were careful.

Or it'd just rip your throat out...

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