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You wanted AI, didn't you (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] [email protected] 109 points 1 month ago

Autocomplete suggestion getting "February" wrong is a nice touch

[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Whentember juneteenth

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[-] [email protected] 82 points 1 month ago

"Do you remuary... --the 21st night of Sepuary?"

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Remember, remember!
The fifth of novuary
The gunpowder treason and plot

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Wake me up when Sepuary ends

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Rememuary rememuary, the 5th of Novuary.

[-] [email protected] 75 points 1 month ago

I think this is the only time excel hasn't decided something was a date.

[-] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago

OK, but I like this better.

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

We can finally parse English with regex?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Now that would be the day!

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

I'm not defending AI, but I've seen Excel manage worse on its own. Granted, it's almost always my fault for not fully understanding the enigmatic systems that power its logic.

[-] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago

It's amazing what you can do with Excel if you know how. It makes it so easy to analyze complex data sets, accidentally summon the Dark Lord, create pivot tables and graphs, etc.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

accidentally summon the Dark Lord

You've tried to use Excel as a database too, huh?

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Lol no that just summons a few demons. When you write an entire "application" in VBA and use hidden worksheets as the "database", then try to share it with the entire organization via a shared drive, then and only then will the gates of hell open and Satan himself come forth.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Oh. That explains the earthquakes.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

The last application I wrote in VBA/Excel is still running 24/7 on a big screen in the command center of a company that was purchased for several billion dollars.

And yes, there are multiple database sheets. Filled with data scraped from another database. Data that was being written down on paper before I arrived and decided to learn VBA instead of develop permanent hand cramps.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

But have you tried using Excel as the back end database for a poorly designed Access front end?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

So…much…Visual Basic….

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Whoa whoa whoa! The world is already in rough enough shape without you creating pivot tables

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

That's some Stockholm Syndrome talk right there.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

This is an old picture with the AI caption added.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

This also highlights the problem of extrapolating from a single data point.

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

I think Mayuary is my favorite, it's not often I find an arrangement of letters that look that wrong

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

And the short form of MAY is already the complete name so it doesn't need any completion

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

Uh huh. Interesting

(furious scribbling in the scifi worldbuilding notes) "In 2050, the names of the months got inadvertently legally changed when a megacorporation released a new version of their office suite and silently corrupted thousands of government document drafts."

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

See the top comment. This is from 5 years ago not actually copilot.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

When I was taking my introductory courses in computer science over 20 years ago, they told me to not use Excel if you can avoid it, because it's not very, you know, precise. So I'm well aware that this is an ancient joke. Excel will fuck your data up - AI is just another way to do it.

But it is a potential scifi plot point.

However, I will concede that it's probably not a scifi plot point for too long. Worse things have already happened.

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[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Funny post, but it is older than the AI stuff. Source

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

"Sepuary"

It's Septuary! You uncultured swine!

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I paid real money for a wall calendar that had the months of Feburary and Ooctober.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Wake me up when Sepuary ends

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I think we're fine for a few years longer, fellow humans.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Oldy but a goody and not ai related.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Is there a reason I’m seeing someone mention Rimworld in multiple unrelated posts?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Idk, there was an expansion released like a month back so it’s probably experiencing a spike in popularity.

Also if you don’t know I’m alluding to the fake season names it uses which are portmanteaus of real month names. Decebuary, Aprimay etc

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Is this real? Literally never seen anything this bad myself. Granted I don't use Excel or many other ms products. GitHub copilot would literally never be this bad though

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

It's not. It's an old picture with a new caption.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Thank you. Op is a lying karma whore

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

It at least could have put SEPTember at month 7, OCTOber at month 8, etc. whilst it was fixing things.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's kind of funny... everyone using AI right now are just beta testers who aren't getting paid to beta test said AI. Better yet, many people are actually paying subscriptions to be beta testers of said AI. Kind of like buying name brand clothes with their logo on the front and or back.. you're just advertising and not getting paid for it. A bunch of walking billboards lol.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

And after this people don't believe me that we had AI all along 🫡

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I can't believe this is real

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