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[–] [email protected] 77 points 11 months ago (1 children)

german version

You mean original.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Not really. Usually its just the Grimm version. There's no such thing as an "original" version to a folk tale. Or i suppose once there was but it was gone the second it was retold. That's the nature of oral tradition. There were countless retellings of the various fairy tales with different endings than the ones The Grimm Brothers went with in their books.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Well the stories wouldn't be as grim if they hadn't

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

That was hard to read, damn. I can read German quite well, but the font basically makes the capital letters a pure gamble to me. I guess this is a lesson to always listen to speaking cats lol.

Edit: Like "Der Vater hat's verboten". "Vater" is written more like "Bater" in this font

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The Wikipedia article includes the whole text. Here is the Deepl translation:

The sad story with the lighter. Paulinchen was alone at home, Her parents were both out. As she jumped through the room With light courage and song, Suddenly she saw in front of her A lighter, nice to look at. "Ei," she said, "ei, how beautiful and fine! That must be a fine toy. I'll light a little wood for myself, As my mother often did."

And Minz and Maunz, the cats, Raise their paws. They threaten with their paws: "The father has forbidden it! Meow! Mio! Meow! Mio! Don't move! Or you'll catch fire!"

Paulinchen can't hear the cats! The little stick is burning brightly and brightly, It flickers merrily, crackles loudly, Just as you see it in the picture. But Pauline is very happy And jumped back and forth in the room.

But Minz and Maunz, the cats, Raise their paws. They threaten with their paws: "The mother has forbidden it! Meow! Mio! Meow! Mio! Throw it away! Or you'll catch fire!" But woe! The flame seizes the dress, The apron burns; it shines far. The hand burns, the hair burns, Even the whole child burns.

And Minz and Maunz, who scream Pitifully in twos : "Come! Come here! Who will help quickly? The whole child is in the fire! Meow! Mio! Meow! Mio! Help! The child is on fire!"

Everything is completely burned, The poor child with skin and hair; A heap of ashes alone remains And both shoes, so pretty and fine.

And Minz and Maunz, the little ones, They sit there and cry: "Meow! Mio! Meow! Mio! Where are the poor parents? Where?" And their tears flow Like a brook in the meadows

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Calvin and habs also made a youtube short about this story which is quite funny

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

𝔇𝔢𝔯 𝔙𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔥𝔞𝔱'𝔰 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔟𝔬𝔱𝔢𝔫

This kind of font is called Fraktur

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Funny thing: My Steamname is Vulgaris and I use a Fraktur font to display it. Got alot of racist insults from germans, thinking it says Bulgaria.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Wait then what is Schwabach?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Schwabach is a City in Bavaria.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Schwabacher is another blackletter typeface, like Fraktur.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

I'm German and even for me it's hard to read.

This is the slightly more "modern" Version, though.

If you really want to doubt your reading ability, google "Sütterlin", pure chaos.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

As a kid I remember the phrase "me-au, me-ow, me-au, me-ow, you'll burn to death if you do so!" Guess this is where it came from.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

It’s one of my favorites

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago

Das Kind brennt lichterloh.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Props to Minz und Maunz. Got to be my favourite characters.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That's from "Struwwelpeter". She played with fire.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Even though minz and mauz told her not to smh

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Lesson for parents, cats aren't good for parenting.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Pro tip: when you hire a babysitter, make sure they are not a cat.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

She really had it coming.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Yes her fault, why did she play with the fire though?? German fairytales are just realistic 👍

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Her first mistake was being a child in a german folktale

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I laughed too much about this. Really a good one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Yeah she should have opted to be a Disney princess

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Because there were no games on her phone

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

shows block of wood

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

It's not a fairy tale.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

Fairy Tales were gruesome and brutal and meant to scare children into doing what they were told.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

And they smoldered happily ever after

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

“…Und ze cats feasted on her body for days.”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

You mean on her ashes?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I remember having a book with this exact image in it. I think it was called "Der Struwwelpeter" and it was full of this stuff.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Me too! It also included several other similar fates for children that misbehaved!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

This image is exactly from the Struwwelpeter.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

English version: they lived happily ever after German version: they got eaten by animals

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Well, she doesn't get eaten. She plays with fire when her parents are out and burns to death. The cats are just mourning her.

In the same book there are some other interesting children stories like the kid who refuses to eat soup and starves to death. Or the kid who sucks on its thumbs until a tailor comes and cuts them off with huge scissors.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

The kid who refuses to eat soup is completely me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Cocomelon in a nutshell

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Read some Max und Moritz

Dudes ended up being milled by an angry miller.

Yeah, fuck around and find out.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Struwwelpeter is absolutely not a fairy tale though. Fairy tales can be gruesome in their own way, but nothing to do with this story - it's by a single author.

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