this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Another way of thinking about it: You may have nothing to hide, but there are people who will use the dirt they have on you to make false accusations and fuck you over for their own gain.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry AI will just generate the evidence now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Wait, then actual evidence becomes useless!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago

I, for one, welcome our new toilet-watching overlords

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Assert dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst shitting.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Hopefully it has audio because I love yelling hulk smash when I drop one off.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago

After my visit to the porcelain throne, it is they who will feel fear.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

"He's just sitting there smiling at the camera..."

"Four hours, there's a line. We have no idea what to do!"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

I don't want you to know where I hide my shit

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They left the seat up, so yeah they do

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

“why did he sit down on it to shit even with the seat up?”

the person monitoring it hasn’t been able to sleep for ten days since the no seat incident.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I still find people act more naturally with the smaller x10 models.