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Got my tizzackle box right here (lemmy.world)
submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

A fizzician is someone who studies carbonated drinks

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

That'd be a fizziologist. A fizzician installs and repairs soda machines.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

You're thinking of a fizzicist.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

My Nizzle be fisshizilin

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Where’s the weed?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

When Snoop started fizzishin there wasn't a cloud in the sky.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Why is the physician wearing a stethoscope?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You seem confused about what a physician is.

physicians (plural noun) a person qualified to practice medicine: "our family physician"

It's totally normal to see them represented wearing a stethoscope.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Ah, might have confused it with physicist.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

all doctors wear stethoscopes, stupid

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