this post was submitted on 07 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 103 points 11 months ago (1 children)

americans will use anything other than the metric system

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (6 children)

What's the metric unit for depression?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Meters, kilometers, KG, ton, etc... Why can't americans juat be based and use the normal metric system...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

N / m^2 (Pa)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I like to use cheeseburgers.
Today is a 3 cheeseburger day. So pretty good. Cheeseburgers make everything better.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

tbboh (time in bed with blanket over the head)

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I can’t afford a trash can

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Grouches used to be able to afford a nice trash can to live in. Good platform to judge people from, be grouchy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Living just in the right era to finance a trash can 🤩

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

I don't know, I'm scared to go look

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

I'm somewhere between my neighbor's yard and down the street.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

bruh i am DOWN the street

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Down the street, run over by a lorry. About to be shot to make sure it's dead.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Yesterday was in the neighbor's yard

Now I've lost my trash can

soviet-pout

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Destroyed by bear.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Instructions unclear. Can in tree.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

And for those who overthink..... 6. The hobos are in the can making a mess again.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I feel like I'm only slightly shifted, but everyone else accuses me of being in the neighbor's yard.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

You guys have trash cans?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I've been using my neighbor's trash can.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

People keep stealing my trash can

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

my neighbor's lost

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I'm down the street and waiting for the damn bus.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Down the street...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Way down the street at the moment...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I'm def down the yard today

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago

Hello darkness my old friend.