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[-] [email protected] 52 points 2 weeks ago

imagines torturing Ralph for 500,000 years

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Joke's on you! Ralph is only being tortured as long as you think of how he's being tortured!

Played yaself, torturer!

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I can imagine 500,000 years pretty quickly by imagining it in a montage.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Ain't even gotta do that, just imagine he suffered for 500,000 years and he did, just like everyone and everything you ever knew was created last Thursday

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago

Fuck you Ralph, you'll live again the next time someone scrolls by

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago

Glad this keeps getting reposted cause it means Ralph gets to keep existing!

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago

Ralph lives happily ever after

There you go I saved Ralph

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago

Ralph died of a heroin overdose behind a Denny's dumpster.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

You should be, Ralph.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Someday far, far into the deep future, Ralph may surface again as a Boltzmann Brain.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

Ralph only ceases to exist when the last person views this meme and then closes it, as well as when the last person forgets Ralph ever existed. All I know is that person isn't me and thus I have no blood on my hands.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

OK Google set a reminder 10 years from now to remind that gal/guy of ralph

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Henceforth you shall be the torchbearer for the memory of Ralph. His memory will live on due to your efforts.

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

Ralph will only come back into existence next time this is reposted. For maximum existential horror, change the name every repost so Ralph is forgotten.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Ralph just reminded me of The Game. Ralph deserves the void.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Worse than that! Each time you think of Ralph, you create another Ralph, a being you have created, another soul you will damn to the void.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Damn it now I lost. It's your fault for talking about the game! You lose too!

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Would Ralph 's hat also stop existing?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

No, Ralph's hat exists outside of time and space. It is beyond our comprehension.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

It's scary, but it's something we all face someday. One day, I'll go, too. The only way to go is forward, Ralph. Farewell.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

The moment I was looking and thinking about Ralph, the wifi lost connection to the internet.
Coincidence? Or was it Ralph? 3spooky5me, Ralphie ol' boy!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

goodbye ralph

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Jee thank. Just what my Monday needed, an existential crisis.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Into the Ralphaverse

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

I get that this is a joke, but I was drunk the other day and had an existential crisis about something similar.

When I write stories, i am inventing a world which basically makes me a god. Am I a bad god for writing stories where terrible things happen?

Interestingly and coincidentally, a couple weeks after that both Overly Sarcastic Productions and Hello Future Me put out videos containing the quote "characters are not people" and I felt personally targeted by that (which is of course ridiculous because why would they know about me?)

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Embrace the void, whatever your name is.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

You should hear the cries of the memories, right before they are garbage collected. "Wait, I need that!"

"Bring in the logic probe!"

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Don't worry, everything will be ok because the multiverse or whatever idk

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I will always read this meme in the voice of George Carlin narrating Thomas the Tank Engine, and then immediately post this exact reply with a link to this video: https://youtu.be/2a_gW1KvuFk?si=hR834siCZlYvOei1

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

if a tree falls in a forest and no one hears it

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Die, Rulph, said the reader.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Phew! For a moment I thought you meant Ralph!

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

In fact Ralph never exists because “you” is indeterminate since hundreds of readers see this post simultaneously

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

What if Ralph exists independently of anyone acknowledging his concept? What if Ralph has always existed, and has just been waiting for a certain memer to discover him?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Oh no, that's not how this works. Everyone has their own Ralph, unique in each mind. Your hands are as bloody

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Welcome to the circus, Ralph.

Now say goodbye.

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Is Ralph the first name of Mr. Meeseeks?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Reminds me I still have a completed Undertale pacifist run I'll never go back to because everyone is living their best life in my install.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Big woop, everyone here including myself is a concept and no one can prove me otherwise.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I wouldn't bother for your sake, and I hope you stop existing once my attention span abandons you!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I can't tell if it worked.

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