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[-] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago

Reminds me, I drive a school bus part-time and my bus has a malfunctioning sensor in the transmission and so on the screen on the dashboard it says "CHECK TRANS". So every morning I'm like looks down at crotch "yup, still trans!"

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

Now I am completely unsure whether to call this a dad joke.

[-] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago

Dad jokes are for everyone!

[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Torque reduction planetary gears ready to take extreme loads whilst nicely ribbed and lubed for your pleasure.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

I love a nice thick spline shaft in my tight bore

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

angular momentum on the fly intensifies

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The literal fly on the flywheel clings on for dear life, intensifyingly so.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago

I'm ready for the trans mission, but are you ready for the transistor?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Does it have a trans sister?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I prefer my trans sister to be twisted

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

lol holy shit that was really funny!

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Fully Automatic Trans Mission?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Fully semi automatic.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

When i hear those talking points i really could shift into a higher gear of rage

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Maybe it should've been the gay engineda?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What's gaya genda?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Just dont misplace the checkballs in the valvebody

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Have you noticed how transmissions have no cockpit? But they look like a thing you could comfortably sit on. Before automatics they had stick shifts.

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