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Jiv me a break (lemmy.ml)
submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago

I will face Jod and walk backward into hell before I say "jiff"

[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Clearly you're not a choosy mom.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

How do you say gin or giraffe? Or literally the letter G?

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

And "gigolo."

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

oh that's easy, it's "dot gif"

[-] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Um, I don't know how to tell you, but that means a wiiiildly different thing. 🤣

[-] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Why do people have to pronounced it in any way? Why not say G-I-F? I've been saying it like that since before I knew about the huge debate💀

[-] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Because that's 3 syllables instead of 1. Ain't nobody got time for that!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Cuz the devs explicitly named it after the peanut butter and even gave it a catchphrase to make sure you pronounced it correctly. It was a marketing campaign. “Choosy developers choose gif”.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

How do you pronounce JIF, then? (That's the JPEG Interchange Format.)

[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

The same way? There’s thousands of words in the English language with the same pronunciation and different spellings. This isn’t the dunk you think it is.

Besides, gif existed first. If JIF wanted to use the name without confusion maybe they should have come out first (missed it by half a decade) or come up with a catchy phrase.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Gif, clearly.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Jraphic interface format really sounds right /s

[-] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

Let me just get my Self Contained Oonderwater Breathing Uhpparatus ready /s

[-] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Right, because Gs are never pronounced with a "J" sound, and acronyms are never pronounced differently than their full terms. Sound logic there; well done. Never mind any of these:

NASA- National Aeronautics Space Uhdministration

NATO- North Ayy-tlantic Treaty Organization

LASER- Light Ayy-mplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation

SCUBA- Self Contained Oonderwater Breathing Uhpparatus

FOMO- Fear ohhf missing ohht

ASAP- Ayys soon ayys possible

POC- People ohhf solor

PIN- Personal id-entification number

BOGO- Buy ohhn get ohhn

POTUS- President ohhf the Uhhnited States

YOLO- You only live ohhnce

AWOL- Ayy-bsent without awfficial leave

ICE- Eyemmigration and Sustoms Enforcement

DARE- Drug Ayybuse Resistance Education

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

National Aeronautics and Space Uhdministration /s

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

I was devastated to learn the creators intended it to be pronounced "jif" like the peanut butter brand

[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Yeah, because it's a jraphical interface format.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

So do you say j-feg? Because the p stands for photographic

[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

One of the common nonsensical arguments heard. What's the next one?

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

One of the few times I don't care what the creator says, he was wrong.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

And yet your mind knows it's not possible for him to be wrong since he named it.

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

spoilerasdfasdfsadfasfasdf

[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

We all know it's pronounced "gif".

[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Yeah with the g like in garage.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I hate this language...

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Gif, the jift that keeps on jivving.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

ʒaɪf

rhymes with "knife"

[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Pronounced it as a soft g in my head the first time I read it, and years later the creator said it was meant to be a soft g, so I feel validated.

When you create an image format, name it whatever you want and if it's any good and I use it, I'll call it what you want

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

"I'm not brave enough for politics."

Immediately makes a hot take.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

whichever way pisses off the most people

watch me pronounce it /χäɪf/ ("hyfe")

[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Isn't that one of Elon Muskrat's kids?

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

“The correct way, of course.”

[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I take the third route and pronounce it Heef, as in Spanish

[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

I have a friend named Geoff who says gif with a hard G. I like to pronounce his name with a hard G after that. Geff.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

The ancient Arcadians actually pronounced it .flif

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