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Drink more, then wake up with a nasty hangover, and think about how you should’ve hydrated while drinking.
Water is the universal solvent.
is this the spiritual successor to the bear man thing?
\3. Ride the Shai-Hulud to destiny.
Choose the first one, a talking donkey
Go back to guarding Princess Fiona.
lose lose scenario
Have you learned nothing from James T. Kirk? Let them both die, and suck your own dick.
and suck your own dick.
Not to toot my own horn...But I can actually do that to myself. I discovered that talent of mine after I fell off my bike one time.
And landed with your dick in your mouth? I'm happy for you. I could when I was younger, but I got too phat.
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Toot your own horn! Tee hee.
Anyway, nice cock, bro.
this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2024
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