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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 hours ago

Trebuchets, which btw are far superior to catapults.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

None of you dumb fuckers has any idea what "medieval" means.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

Magic of course.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago

Trump already brought that one back.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I just really like walking around eating giant turkey legs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

This has never been forbidden.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago

Bring back duels!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 22 hours ago

Perpetual stew, good architecture, and no Twitter

[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 21 hours ago

That's not cool man...

They said medieval, that is way too late.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I dunno, that was invented to make beheadings more humane...let's go back to an axe.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 21 hours ago

Child labor.

Oh, wait…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago

Everybody needs guillotine.. That says something!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I unplug for a few days and this pops up on my feed. ??????????

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

Welcome to the internet.

Have a look around.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Inns, especially if they've got an enormous pot of perpetual stew, and people are giving out quests.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago

There was perpetual stew?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That sounds an awful lot like restaurants and jobs...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yes, but tavern wenches are assumed to be included.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Inns like that existed during the enlightenment up through the invention of the railroad. In the medieval era you slept in a church or maybe someone's home.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

Inns existed in large cities during the medieval period.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

Public stockade.

[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 day ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

I recently got into armored combat so, knights. If we're gonna kill each other, let's at least be civilized!

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Peasant uprisings, to take down the kings of today.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

Medieval peasant uprisings were inevitably put down and the perpetrators brutally massacred, and also their families.

The first successful uprisings weren't until the 1800s.

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

Our leaders fighting in the wars they start.

You wanted it... go fucking get it cowards.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Landsknecht fashion.

[–] [email protected] 272 points 2 days ago (9 children)

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords as a basis for a system of government.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

The stockade is something we desperately need. Some people need to learn how other people see them. Driving 50mph in a living area, stockade. Making a lot of noise at 6 in the morning, believe it or not, stockade. Being a racist cunt, straight to the stockade.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

This was one of the really interesting plot elements in World War Z, where towards the end of the war where they couldn't really afford to be wasting resources on prisons, they brought back corporal and public punishment. They'd put people in stockades to let the entire community know they were caught doing something like stealing their neighbor's firewood, or publicly lashing executives who were war-profiteering, and only imprisoning the absolute worst offenders who were incapable of integrating back into society.

For a silly zombie novel, it honestly has a phenomenal amount of prettt interesting social commentary, and is absolutely worth a listen to the unabridged audiobook.

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