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[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 days ago

Who runs Bartertown?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago

Minor penalties to chance to hit, movement speed.

Bonus to charisma.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

...and the lack of pants is for purely aesthetic reasons.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You could wear it from the front...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

And have a dick in your face.

The halfling, I mean.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Something along the lines of this strikes me as more practical for an FRPG:

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Jesus, if you knew how many times my he's best friend's halfling fought from the back of my half orc NPC, well, I guess you'd not really be surprised, but maybe slightly amused?

They also did fastball specials.

It was cheesy as hell at times, but fun

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Centaurs: Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of my power!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Also note that a mounted character can travel at twice the top travel speed for an hour. It doesn't specify anything about what creature they're mounted on. And with the right feats they could be helpful. Imagine a tank with a Mounted Combatant feat riding the squishy wizard and absorbing all the attacks against them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

What is this actually supposed to be a standing desk version of a baby bjorn?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

Not sure of intended purpose, but we used one for my son & my Hero & Baymax costumes one Halloween.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I can just imagine how terrible that bottom bar slamming into your back would feel when a child is flailing around

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I envision after being tired of "standing" the child will recline back with the chest strap, and jamming the metal bar directly on the vertibre with their full body weight.

Ouchie.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Master Blaster

Two men enter, one man leaves

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Ermm... Where can I buy it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Think you're looking for a "piggyback harness"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You mean the harness, or the halfling?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Harness. Halfling I already got.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wasn't this supposed to be a medieval style fantasy setting?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

@[email protected] yes, but… there are some shenninangans

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I don't think so. Most people have heads. That crossbow will still need room to move.

Maybe it could work if the platform were raised 6 inches.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

You need the same amount of head shown in the picture to allow a crossbow to squeeze into this setup.