Yup. They don't understand what it is or what it does. All they know is that it makes even dumber venture capitalists open their wallets.
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The PR Marketing guys sure don't, but the actual Machine Learning and AI computer scientists sure do!
I'd wager a lot of marketing people only skim the basic surface of what it does and just plaster it to their supervisors without you know.. working with the ACTUAL technical experts in that field.
Plus they think the non techie is a dum dum who don't know no better.
AI bubble is gonna pop so hard.
I can't wait!
I hope! Imagine if Nvidia had to care about gamers and make affordable graphics cards for them again...
Let's not fool ourselves, Nvidia still dominating gaming GPU market, people gonna buy them regardless of how much they fuck everyone over
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Classic MBA holders. They don't understand where their companies profitably comes from and why, and are just trying to squeeze out profits. What parasites. Ah if I could deworm them. Individually. Up the butt kek. With actual dewormer. Maybe they'd get their act together.
I have never heard this phrased with such accuracy and succinctness. 10/10, ty.
"It's so great! It automatically writes the [wrong] answers to everything for you!"
So many things just needs something that looks right and is not too long or too short. Nobody will actually read it with some thought. It only matters that it exists.
For bureaucratic bullshit like that AI is a godsend.
Your comment perfectly describes itself.
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It's also powered by ChatGPT, and by powered I mean it's literally chatGPT and a bunch of code I stole thanks to YouTube videos anyways GIVE ME MONEY.
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Six years ago: "It's blockchain-powered!"
26 months ago: “it’s nft powered”
Ten years ago ''Now new GREEN liquid dish soap!''
This looks like this guy is being force fed a spoon full of mdma rocks and I want to be committed to this specific nursing home when I’m old.
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Hey, just four days ago their selling point was that it had a rainbow on it.
Anything to make a buck.
Everybody missed out on gay AI last month
gAI? gay-I?
Gay-ay.
At least the rainbow one will continue to work, without monthly payments, until it runs out of ink.
Epson & HP stocks in free-fall following this revelation.
Unfortunately, it will only continue to work for another two weeks because pride merchandise is made as cheaply as possible.
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The AI arm race has done so much damage to the environment and is creating more ewaste also. It sucks.
I've seen a DankPods video about an "AI powered" rice cooker, turns out it was a marketing tactic to sell more of them. It's actually just an ordinary rice cooker.
It's younger than 25.
What a company calls "AI powered" in fact is stolen data and or underpaid workers on the periphery of capitalism
Or some Indian guy clicking images/answering questions for 3 cents a set.
yeah, underpaid workers on the periphery of capitalism
They act like software = ai
Such a joke
This pencil is made with graphene!
AI is the new IoT. You're gonna see it jammed into shit it has no business being in. And it's gonna cause major problems 10 years from now.
Yeah, smart washing machine i have just complicates process for no reason, i mean, if i gonna launch or stop machine then i should be near so i can unload clothes to dry, and if I'm near, then why the hell I'm needed wifi smartphone controlled one? Sadly it was the cheapest one for my size (amount of clothes) requirements
Remember when that janitorial company changed its name to include the term CRYPTO and it's stock went through the roof and the SEC investigated them for fraud?
I can't find the story unfortunately
No no, i said sell it to me, not make me want to huck it into the nearest bin!!!
It shocks you when you make a grammatical or spelling mistake.
The answer to the original riddle is "Sure, can I have your phone to make a demonstration. Great. I'll sell the phone and pen back as a package deal for $100."
I always thought a good one was to put the pen in your pocket and refuse to give it back. Make him name his price. Clearly it's yours, not his. Otherwise how could you sell it to him?
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It’s like the late ‘90s where they tried to connect every common activity to the internet, like bar codes in the newspaper for coupons online.
They got it “right” when they stopped trying to make non-internet things direct you to the internet and just moved the non-internet things to the internet.
Now they’re trying to cram AI into everything. What’s the next step…moving your brain into the AI?
Moving the “AI” into your brain, rather
"It has a smooth finish, virtually indestructible, and it writes upside-down." [None of these will be true] "Also, with our Ink Anytime subscription service, you'll never run out of ink! It's free..." [for the first six months] "for our lowest tier..." [three lines of text per day] "with an option to upgrade to a higher tier anytime." [Puts pen in pocket] "We're offering pre-orders with a $5 non-refundable deposit, with delivery expected sometime in the next six months depending on how soon you get on the waitlist." [Two years until you give up and just let us keep your deposit] "So sign up now!"
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I'm too young to have one of these when I was a kid, but it probably has some "Ai" in there... https://youtu.be/NtnX-updkvE?si=dV_1bIuE_3Oxbd-K
My piece of shit phone case says "AI Autofocus" on it near the holes for the camera lenses and it's ridiculous
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There was some LLM-powered pen in the makings, I haven't heard about it since. Was part of the Rabbit/AI Pin style of AI junk.
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