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Haha yes, good joke, by the way, have you seen these new fangled automobiles? They'll never replace the good old fashioned horse and carriage. I also hear some Austrian dickhead is making moves in Germany - hope it doesn't spark another war. Anyway, I'm off to beat my wife and suppress my emotions, because it's apparently 1920.
Oh, be fair, lots of men still beat their wives and suppress their emotions.
This is a pre-boomer joke 💪
Got the dog and a blanket. What more could you want?
stupid question but I've seen in American tv shows that the wife asks the husband to sleep on the couch when she's not happy with him.. is that a stereotype or does it really happen?
I’m Australian, but my fiancé and I tend to do the inverse. Whoever is angry sleeps on the couch.
It’s a much better system, because it incentivises trying to solve the problem
What if both are angry? :D
If my wife’s mad at me for something I said or did, she’ll sleep on the couch. -American
Canadian here. The upset person sleeps on the couch. Rarely happens because our couch isn’t comfortable lol.
Yes, it's true. Source: have slept on the couch once.
Canadian confirming that the angry party leaves the bed. Usually me because I need time to think it through, get pissy and maybe a little childish, get over being pissy and childish and then go talk about it once I've realized how I was probably wrong or have come up with a way that accurately describes how I was wronged and why that makes me angry or sad. My husband is also the type that needs to think it out before talking so it works, unfortunately his process is way slower than mine.
I don't know if it is a healthy way of dealing but it works for both of us and neither of us had healthy examples of any relationship in our lives so we take what we can get
calming down taking time to think things through sounds like a healthy relationship to me
I have a firm no one kicks me out of my own bed rule
Happenens to me when i win the argument. This is not mysogony but reality. Ofc not all woman are like that.
Yeah but you dared bring that up on the internet which makes you an incel loser
Uh, how old are you, op? This is boomer level garbage.
Boomer humor is what I call it, it's succinct.
Ah, yes, thank you.
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Oh the wife hating jokes, great, everyone loves those. Not immature and toxic at all.
Its not hate. It's not toxic. It's dramatic irony. You don't have to laugh, but this isn't meant to be hurtful to anyone.
The only people getting upset are the singles I bet
It's not funny at all.
Did the dog argue with his wife too ?
Dogs being a bro. Dogs feel sorry for you when your upset or sad.
It's a joke, it's harmless... Why are so many people so mad about this?
Because anything that even slightly criticizes women even in a perceived way means you're just an incel loser
Guess most women are incel losers too then
This looks cozy. I might just cause an argument to be able to do it. Oh wait, I'm single, I can already do it. Oh wait, I live in an apartment.
Why is the fan so far away?
Own it, king
You could swap out the wife subject for dad, grandma or whatever and the joke would still work, funny how people are getting worked up over this
Wife bad
This is misogynistic garbage. Leave this shit on Reddit where it belongs. We can do better.
Can't take a joke lol