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PSA: don’t murder the opposing baker in a bake-off
(aussie.zone)
What if I murdered the baker in secret? 🤔
Like maybe I use my super high charisma as well as undetectable alignment, posing as a cleric of when I'm actually evil, and when we shake hands, I cast Death Touch so it appears like my opponent suffered a heart attack?
(Based on a real scenario my evil cleric did in an actual game)
You would then have to have someone impersonate the dead baker during the competition, or the murder would no longer be secret. You’d be on the short list of suspects, no matter how good your disguise. I think mind control would be a more practical solution. Just make it impossible for them to win, without getting arrested.
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