[-] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago

What is the difference between a hesitation and a censure?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Very strange. What client are you using, out of interest? If it's an app that pivoted from being an old Reddit app into a Lemmy app, it might be an issue worth pointing out to the developer.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Fyi Lemmy doesn't do spoilers the way Reddit does. The syntax for spoilers is:

visible spoiler textText that's hidden behind a spoiler

visible spoiler textText that's hidden behind a spoiler

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Part of being a monopoly is being anticompetitive

No it's not. Being hit with antitrust laws requires first being a monopoly, but the monopoly state exists merely by virtue of size within the industry.

Edit: to be clear the only point I am making here is in relation to that definition you provided. Nothing more.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago

Apple tried this with the EU usb c but eventually backed down

Umm, what? Apple was always going to move to USB-C. The EU regulations at most hastened that by a couple of years. Their tablets and even laptop computers were using USB-C before the EU even enacted that legislation. It was only a matter of time.

But back on the subject at hand, this is nothing like that sort of bullying. This is a company being asked to build more infrastructure at their own expense, and then use that infrastructure to place its own users at risk. They've made a simple calculation that it's better for their bottom line and their reputation to choose not to comply, and instead pull out of a few small markets.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

There isn't even a way to trust a 3rd party to verify someone's age.

It depends what you mean by this. If you mean in terms of a way to trust that the third party is doing its job correctly, that's as simple as using the government itself to do the verification after seeing some proof of age.

If you mean in terms of privacy, you can't protect the privacy of the fact that someone got verified, but you can protect the privacy of their browsing after the fact. It's a neat cryptographic trick called blind signatures. The end result is a token that the user holds which they can hand over to websites that tells the website "a trusted third party has verified I'm over 18" but would not have to reveal any more information about them than that. But even if the government was that trusted third party, and they asked the websites to hand over all their logs, the government would still not be able to trace your views back to you, because the token you hold is one they never saw.

This is, in my opinion, still a bad idea. I am in no way advocating for this policy. There's still the mere fact that you have to go up to someone and basically register yourself as a porn viewer, which is fucked up. Maybe if these tokens were used in other ways, like instead of showing your licence at bars, it could be less bad (though there are other practical reasons I don't think that would work) because the tokens could be less directly associated with porn. But it's still an unnecessary layer of bureaucracy. Not to mention the cost that adding all this would put on the government—or, if they charge for these tokens, the people using it—for what actual gain, exactly?

I'm merely pointing out that from a purely technical perspective, this is quite different from when governments request back doors into chat encryption. This actually can be done. It just shouldn't, for non-technical reasons.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Hells yeah! I also mainly played Russians. Loved the strelet rush: it was the only build order I ever really put any serious effort into in AoE3. Also played a fair bit of Japanese.

I never played them more than a few times to test them out, but special shout-out to the Italians and the DaVinci Tank, which is an absolutely hilarious inclusion.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago

Battle for Middle Earth. With the resurgence of RTS games lately, including many older ones getting remastered, I would absolutely love to see a proper remaster and release of BFME2. Unfortunately rights issues mean it's very unlikely to happen.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

It's my least favourite of the Age games, but that's only because it's such a highly competitive field. It still ranks very highly with me. Fantastic game.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Happy cake day!

My friends take about stabbing each other, because we do HEMA. Sometimes slight grappling gets involved. Much less physically...intimate, but still very open to verbal inuendo.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago

Ohhhhh. From "table games dealer" I thought you owned a tabletop gaming store. Selling, like, Settlers of Catan and D&D and stuff. Took me a minute to realise you're a casino employee.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Idk what middle school really is because it's not been a thing at any of the schools I've been to, but it's definitely something you do a lot earlier than calculus. If calculus comes in in your last three or four years of high school, quadratics are what you're doing for at least two years before that.

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Transcription:

How To Confound A Centaur

Centaur: Hold it right there, you can't just ride through my fields uncontested! I'll lose my credibility if we don't battle or something.

Me: That's fair. How about we–

Centaur: And it can't be a pun battle, I heard what you did to the sphinx.

Me: Darn. Okay, what if I beat you in a horse race?

Centaur: Ha! Alright, your funeral. Where's the finish line?

Me: That tree over there. Where's your horse?

Centaur: (gestures at horsey backside) Um...?

Me: You're not a horse, this is a HORSE race. You have to race with an actual horse.

Centaur: You want me... a centaur... to RIDE a regular horse.

Me: That is, linguistically-speaking, what you agreed to.

Centaur: ...

Me: ...

Centaur: I hate you.

Me: That's fair.

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A frame from The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring showing the wizard Gandalf holding up his sword and staff.

Underneath is a YouTube comment by AlexTheEpic. It is dated 4 years ago.

Gandalf tells the party to run so he can kill the final boss and get all the XP. Then he shows up next session all leveled up and with new robes and a new staff.

Scumbag Gandalf.

The comment has 4.5K thumbs up and 67 replies.

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Hasbro bad (aussie.zone)
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Tweet by Jeremy Crawford: Get out there and defeat your bosses today!

Reply by D&D Beyond: For legal reasons we feel like we should clarify, he means Dungeons & Dragons bosses

Reply by Jeremy Crawford: I mean what I mean.

Under his final reply, Jeremy Crawford shares a picture of former Hasbro CEO Brian Goldner with a forced smile standing next to the Hasbro logo.

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Me as a Dungeon Master watching my players make a situation ten times more complicated than what I had planned

Below that text is a video of actor Pedro Pascal slowly chewing a sandwich staring directly forward with a thoughtful look on his face.

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TranscriptionA heading: "Know your dice bags", above a series of comic panels. 4 panels arranged 2-by-2, with a 5th panel the full width of the image below.

A picture of a short brown-haired girl holding up two blue pouches smiling with her eyes closed, under the caption "These bags are for my dice."

A picture of the same girl with a sly half-squinting expression, holding one green bag, under the caption "This is the bag for my really pretty dice."

A picture of the same girl holding a single die in one hand and a purple bag in the other, under the caption "This bag protects the dice set I love the most."

A picture of the same girl with a disgusted expression holding an orange bag, under the caption "This bag holds my other, smaller bags." At the bottom image is a secondary caption: "Don't judge."

An image of the same girl with a dark expression, holding a black pouch. To the left of her is the caption "And this…this is the bag for the dice that have BETRAYED me." To the right of her is the caption "They will never see the light of day again.

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Panel 1:

A picture of a green-skinned orc and a red-skinned man with small horn stumps and flaming hair, both holding mugs. The red-skinned man says:

Well, my mom was a fire elemental and my dad was a tiefling...

Text between panels:

Twenty-something years ago

Panel 2:

An over-the-shoulder image of a man having sex with a woman. The man is not shown in much detail. We see the woman from shoulder up, and she is entirely covered in flames. The woman says:

Don't you want to ...stop?

Panel 3:

The man is seen from in front, shirtless. He has long horns that curve back and then up. He has flames coming out of his hair and sweat dripping from his body. Smoke waves curl up from the bottom of the frame. The man says:

Hell nah babe I'm only takin' half damage

Panel 4:

The orc and the red-skinned man from the first panel are shown again. The orc has a look of concern on his face. The red-skinned man says:

He's dead now.

Artist's signature:

VLM 2020

Text at the bottom of the image, like an afterthought:

"boating accident. very tragic"

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Source: Pathfinder 2e Gamemastery Guide

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A screenshot of plain text, reading:

The Experience Points gained for besting an NPC depend on how the party overcame them, because XP comes from overcoming a specific challenge. If the PCs defeat the NPC in a non-combat setting of the NPC’s specialty, the party gets XP based on the NPC’s non-combat level. If they just beat the NPC up, the XP would be based on the NPC’s creature level. Quite often, that means 0 XP and failure at the PCs’ objective; for instance, during a baking contest, if the PCs murder the other baker, not only would they be disqualified, but the would likely be apprehended for their crime.

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biblioprincessdalian

I've never been to Las Vegas but I love it in concept because it sounds so made up. Imagine if you were reading a fantasy novel and they were like "smack in the middle of a deadly inhospitable desert there is a glittering city of indulgence and lawlessness and cheap sin that has specifically engineered itself to obfuscate your sense of time and keep you there as long as possible while they take all your valuables." You'd be like yeah that's some wizard shit.


pokeblader3

Places to add to my next DnD campaign:

  • Las Vegas

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Justice Arman

@justicearman

My first DM didn't have any minis, so he would use gummies or other snacks. We liked this bc whoever killed the foe got to eat it. It was very primal.

The height of drama was a boss fight in which he placed a HUGE DONUT on the battlemap in front of five hungry college kids.

#dnd

12:15 PM ⋅ 29 Mar 21 ⋅ Twitter for Android

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DnD Sesame Tweet

@DnDSesame

Playing DND with 9 year olds comes in two flavors

  1. Trying to find ways to resolve things and make the Zombie our friend

  2. Doing things that are recognized as war crimes

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