this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago (3 children)

What about those people who can hold their breath for longer than two minutes?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)

They're playing at half speed

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

This has to be the right answer

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

We should all help them upgrade!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

Zombies, dâh!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You technically have 2 mins (plus x seconds you badass) to live but every time but every time you breathe it restarts the timer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What about the World record of about 10 minutes?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

World record is closer to 24 minutes underwater

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

That depends a bit on the ruleset. According to Guinness (where hyperventilating with pure oxygen beforehand is allowed), it's 24:37.36. According to the freediving organisation AIDA (where pre-breathing oxygen isn't allowed), it's 11:35

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Sounds so unreal to be able to hold breath for so long

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Except, if you refuse to breathe, you won't die, you'll just pass out and start breathing again...which kinda kills the tension implied by the meme.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It never mentions breathing voluntary/consciously, though. It is technically correct

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Technically correct is the best ki... Wait where am I?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I can hold my breath for 4 minutes. Does that mean I'm technically living more life than the rest of you?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Might have a longer life expectancy.

But like for real, that probably means your body gets better oxygenation which would make you a bit healthier, on average.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you only took 1 breath every 2 minutes you would be what they call in France "le dead."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

It doesn’t say you only breathe once every two minutes, though.

You just reset the timer more frequently than once every two minutes. It doesn’t change the fact you only have two minutes from each breath.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

With the essence of chlorine gas its again 2 minutes time without the reset part💀

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Or carbon monoxide

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

About to die? Breathing is the solution.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

You can power charge the timer when you breath in pure oxygen.