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[–] [email protected] 72 points 10 months ago (5 children)

These things are really high in monosodium glutamate (chemical number E621). to find out more google "vaporeon e621" or for more products in general that have sea salt flavoring search "sea salt e621"

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why would I google it when I already have it bookmarked?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

You just want to watch the world burn, don't you?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Just wants to watch the world cum

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Nothing wrong with msg, I have a shaker full of it for cooking.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

oh absolutely! be aware that it is possible to get too much sodium from it (like salt), but otherwise it's totally safe. Google "E621 safe vore" for more info about it being safe to eat

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

"Vore" - suspiciousfry.jpg

I haven't seen any Vore shit for a long time... Maybe I'll look a bit later when not in a work device.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Good point and you are right, but I'm afraid you missed the joke

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Well, I've learned something today. Who knew how dangerous those flavorings could be?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

you're right, it's about as bad for you as salt - but in high consumption MSG, since it contains sodium, can contribute to high blood pressure and hypertension. Google "E621 hyper" for more about that

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

It’s dangerous to go alone - take this

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

10K tags for vaporeon to date and more ever cumming.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Sea salt, cheese flavor sparkling water...

I don't even know what to fn say.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I've had this, it tastes like savory cream soda 3/10, 1/10 with rice.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

That's what I instantly thought about... The Internet ruined us

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Was looking for this haha

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I live in Asia, and normally, "salted cheese" is a bad translation for lightly salted cream. Also, (in Vietnamese anyway) water is assigned to any liquid. I'm assuming this is a lightly salted cream soda

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (6 children)

But there's a picture of cheese next to the text!

Edit: it also says "cheese aroma" ("ostarom") in Swedish.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Oh wait … Ursprungsland Taiwan is Swedish? That would be also valid German, but it’s the only text there that would.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Oh cool a vaporeon... wait... wtf?!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Is it really sparkling water if it has 100 calories?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Must be the sea salt cheese flavoring

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Watertok moment.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Please do not tell my 10yo that this exists.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Hey This guys 10yo go check this out

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

I was in a Filipino grocery once and they had "corn and cheese ice cream." I don't mean they had corn ice cream and cheese ice cream, which would be weird enough, I mean it was corn and cheese flavor. And they showed a huge dollop of melted cheese being poured onto the corn on the box. If it wasn't a gallon box, I would have bought it just out of curiosity.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Corn ice cream is great, queso ice cream not so much.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I could see corn. It's sweet. But mixed with cheese?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

...rillaamaan

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Same aisle as the dolphin jelly.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You gotta wonder how much of your tuna is actually vaporeon.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

And it had to taste like sea salt and cheese. If I was hard pressed to find something that tasted like human fluids, that would be dangerously high I my list of ingredients

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fucking CHEESE flavored WATER!?

What in the got damn fuck is THAT!?!?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Why is the Vaporeon lookin a lil sussy 🤨😳

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Have you guys not had the salty “cheese foam” you can get on boba? It’s like stabilized whipped cream.

This doesn’t sound bad at all.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Huh, we meet again, the worst thing I'm going to see today.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The language on the can appears to be Finnish or something but the word ursprungsland is German meaning country of origin.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

It’s mostly in Finnish, but ”ursprungsland” is also the Swedish word for country of origin. Finland is a bilingual country (mostly).

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