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[–] [email protected] 126 points 10 months ago (20 children)

Fuck poachers, don't get me wrong, but fucking hell, I wish people had the same kind of energy when it came to billionaires, who are literally responsible for the deaths of millions of humans (by virtue of hoarding so many resources as well as creating and maintaining a system that relies on exploitation and suffering to benefit them and only them).

If only society cared about oppressed and marginalised people as much as it does about cute animals.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Society doesn't care about cute or endangered animals. The rangers represent a minority.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Society doesn’t care about cure or endangered animals

That's bullshit.
I'd agree that not enough people care, but significantly more people care about cute endangered animals than they do marginalised and oppressed human beings.

It doesn't take a study to see the difference in attitudes and engagement (though studies have been done, feel free to invest your own time looking them up).

The fact that you've responded to me to focus on the animals but not on the people my comment is actually about is a perfect illustration of my point.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

The fact that you’ve responded to me to focus on the animals but not on the people my comment is actually about is a perfect illustration of my point.

That's all a narrative you created in your head. Besides, many of the same solutions that would protect endangered species would also protect marginalized people. You're trying to make this into a Trolley Dilemmas for some reason. Who do you think are the ones buying dick powder made form Rhino horns?

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[–] [email protected] 85 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I, for one, fully support this development.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (6 children)

While I like the idea of every poacher being neutralised, I also understand that the "poach police" may intentionally/inadvertently kill innocents with their blanket immunity; plus many poachers may be poor af hired-guns that aren't the actual source or root cause for the market, and may not dent the trade at all... Hope I'm wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Me, too! It’s epic

[–] [email protected] 65 points 10 months ago (15 children)

We could reduce the numbers of Nazis like this as well. All in favour?

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

No it isn’t. The WWF is doing this and the result is a bunch of paramilitaries running around killing and raping random people. Not to mention, in Africa, many of the “anti poaching” organizations are run by ex-Rhodesian mercenaries/officers. Just some old white guys who are rich and want to feel powerful by killing black people with immunity and commanding other black people.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/collection/wwfsecretwar

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I did not expect so many upvoted poacher sympathizers in this thread. I am disappointed.

Poachers aren’t poor. They make assloads of money off their illegitimate trade. They have plenty of skills that could be put to profitable use elsewhere. They simply choose poaching because it is more profitable.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (4 children)

If we don’t protect the planet, it will kill us.

See: recent orca war.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I wasn't there to see them but I can imagine the star trek memes surrounding that were pretty quality

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (6 children)

I mean, this is not really a solution. Poachers don't do what they do because they're greedy and hate animals, they do it because they're poor and have often no other choice but to risk their lives to make a living, and they are probably getting something like 10$ per rhino horn. This is a systematic problem perpetually reinforced by the actual people we should be shooting: the millionaires who hire the poachers. They are the ones destroying the environment, exploiting animals and people and reselling those same rhino horns for ridiculous amounts of money on the black market.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Then they should be stealing from the rich. Not killing endangered species.

And at ~ $20000 USD/kg for African and ~400000 USD/kg for Asian, and them not taking the meat. Its definitely for profit and not survival.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

we should be shooting: the millionaires who hire the poachers

Damn, I was looking forward to eating them. :(

But you're entirely right. Obviously the poachers do the hunting, but there are people rich enough out there that put a price on rhinos to begin with, they are the real problem. They wouldn't be hunted if there was no incentive.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

Begun, the rhino wars have

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ah, the Hogwarts Legacy approach

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Average Hogwarts student: Charms homework is so difficult, but later we're going to prank that annoying ravenclaw by putting slugs in his hat lol.

HL Protagonist: If I can group these goblins and dark wizards together, I can kill a dozen of them with a single killing curse. Excellent!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Poacher poachers poaching the poachers?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No, because they have a license to hunt poachers.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

This would become my full-time job if I ever became independently wealthy.

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