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[–] [email protected] 196 points 10 months ago (6 children)

People who say mint ice cream tastes like toothpaste do not brush their teeth.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

They must use the fruity kids toothpaste

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Fruity toothpaste gang

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I hated that shit as a kid too.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I brush mine with chocolate chip mint ice cream.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Wait, were supposed to do that?

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 10 months ago (1 children)

People hate what they do not understand

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah. I looove the diarrhea I get from eating tubes of mint toothpaste.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Mint flavored all the way through, baybeh!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

The Circle of Life.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Eating a grape: wow this is identical to drinking cough syrup

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Grapes don't get you high though

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nah you're just not doing it right

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Yeah, gotta let the grapes sit for awhile first

[–] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago

I love mint chip ice cream. I’m laughing, upvoting, and calling you a bastard all at once.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Good mint icecream is not strongly minty and is a lovely pairing with chocolate chips.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well made mint chocolate chip ice cream tastes fucking good. Don't let the cheap shitty stuff fool you.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Remember that anime with the girl with the big bahoongas? It had a great take on mint.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

that anime with the girl with the big bahoongas?

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

But seriously, mint in things like ice cream does not taste like toothpaste, but know what does? Root beer. Not crappy root beer though, microbrew or some of the more expensive brands.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Ok that's hilarious lol

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

Either you've never had mint ice cream or you've never brushed your teeth.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

Listen I brush my teeth with orange toothpaste and drink mint milk after.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There's no menthol in ice cream

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Best way is to just cut open a menthol cigarette and use it as a topping, plus gummy bears of course.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The difference between mint with cream and sugar - and mint with ground silicate, sodium lauryl sulfate and sweetener :)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Gee, I get confused all the time!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Mint is good, mint chip is good. That is all.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Some toothpastes use mint flavour, but this is like the "Guy who's only watched boss baby watching his second movie ever" analogy, except instead of movies it's mint-flavoured products.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Not liking mint ice cream is the sign of a baby palette. You may as well say you dislike olives

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I love mint ice cream but I hate olives.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I love everything but I hate everyone.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

While I agree with this I still can't stop eating it. Mint chocolate chip is sooo good.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Anyone else enjoy the bean boozled toothpaste flavor?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

if you like eating sand, sure.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

this is only true before eight.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"You might as as well just" 🤨

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Repeating words is a common sign sign of eating too much toothpaste.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

But how how know get enough

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I'm a simple man. If ice cream is involved, im usually in.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

You listen here you little shit...

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