this post was submitted on 17 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I was really confused for a second when I read that as

"Sharp rise in horny Asians sightings in UK causes alarm"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well that's a turn of events for the Apocalypse

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I'm cool not getting raptured in that case.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Japan would be line "please good, send them home"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They were already in EU due to trading but this climate makes it much more inviting for them to settle down. Fret not it's just a bullet wound if you do get stung by it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Yeah, but I already have a phobia of wasps.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Bro I see one of those and Ima have a mental breakdown, those things terrify tf outta me

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Guess we have to import a enemy, fucking with nature even more will surely improve our situation!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I have considered the repercussions of importing Japanese honeybees (which are able to defend themselves against Asian hornets), but I don't know enough about bees to see if it would be a good idea.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Importing other species always has consequences and is almost never a good idea, I understand the way of thinking but that was sarcasm ;)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Für meine deutschen Freunde : Die asiatischen Biester sind meldepflichtig. Falls ihr eine seht, Foto knipsen und dem Regierungspräsidium mitteilen. https://baden-wuerttemberg.nabu.de/tiere-und-pflanzen/insekten-und-spinnen/hautfluegler/artenportr%C3%A4ts/17059.html

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Oh lovely x.x let's see until they are everywhere

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Had one infront of my window the other day . Massive thing !

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The good thing is: They might be big but they are mainly a risk for bees. But not much is actually as obnoxious (or dangerous for humans) as the aggressive assholes that are our domestic common wasps.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Bees are already dying out though, which is very dangerous to humans. We don't exactly need winged terrorists accelerating the process.

Maybe we should import some of my favourite insects, Japanese honey bees. They have an effective way to deal with giant hornets

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Are Honey Bees in danger in Europe as well? The only headlines I've seen of them being on the decline were about North America before

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Did you kill it or just post about it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Pass it the blunt and you're safe.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You know, smoke might actually keep them away. I'll need to test this theory, but you could be onto something.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I've been testing that theory every day since highschool, and so far I havevnt seen any giant hornets. Seems like its working