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[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Thank you for making your life revolve around mine🥰

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Halt die Fresse, Bruder.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nåh, det var da ikke noget problem. Nu skal du bare lære at tale dansk, tak.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (3 children)

There are 10 types of people in the world.

Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

...and those who didn't expect a ternary joke!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

And those who understand that this joke works in any base.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

That's only 2 types of people, IDIOT!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Well we know which type you are. 🤭

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Funny but English as a Lingua Franca is a thing. English has become a widely understood international language so its not just used to talk to native English speakers but also as a common language between non-native speakers.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

English as a Lingua Franca

I bet frenchies are so salty about it

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Italians (Latin) and Greeks were salty before them. And the Anglo-Saxons will be salty when Chinese, Indian or an African language becomes the new lingua franca. That's

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

That's what? Talk about a cliff hanger! 😳

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Why would the lingua franca change again? No type of Chinese, Indian, nor any African language has even remotely the same spread as English does. I'd wager some proficiency in English exist in a sizeable part of the population in almost every country on earth, same can't be said for most other languages (if any).

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If history is anything to go by, the English speaking world runs into some trouble. Nothing much new comes out in English while somebody else becomes dominant in research and publishes in their language. That's getting picked up in academia and politics and if anyone wants to be up to date, they learn that language. The other language now starts to distribute their movies exposing more people who pick up that language and spreading from there.

Sure, that can take a few generations. It's not like everybody just decided to switch right now

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

The thing is, we can't exactly go by history since we've never been as interconnected as we are now. Intercontinental travel could potentially be seen as "just" a huge step up in transportation compared to the past but the internet has fundamentally changed how we communicate. When it comes to technology and science, English is the de facto standard and it's gonna take something pretty huge to disrupt that.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

In my country I speak my language because others doesn't speak my dialect.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Bruder ist einfach 3/4 von Deutschland

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

And I deeply appreciate it.

I learned Spanish in high school, but I never really had the opportunity to use it (grew up in a very insulated community where minorities weren’t exactly celebrated and ‘you’re in America speak English was a common sentiment) and lost it. I can still say ‘your mom smells like cheese when it’su see water’ and a few other things, but any semblance of conversational Spanish is gone.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

I write simple explanations in english because developers can only write simple instructions in code.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I envy native english speakers. They don't have to waste time learning english.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Gringo momento xd

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (10 children)

I speak (well, mostly write) English because it's the only language that the vast majority of the world knows, including my girlfriend.

Also, I'm a linguaphile and it has more words for me to play with than any other language 😁

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

I can speak nested languages

puts "this is english"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Sure. But I call it American!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

in many cases, it's the only language that all participants in the conversation understand, not the only one for each.

but to be honest, if I could exchange my knowledge of my native language with the same amount of experience with something else (e.g. programming, math, etc.) I might take that deal (after moving to a primarily english speaking country of course).

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (3 children)

En dit is waarom VS-Standaardisme zo'n groot probleem is op het internet. Iedereen spreekt Engels, en de Verenigde Staten zijn de grootsten wat betreft het aantal Engelssprekers. En daardoor ontstaat een situatie waardoor de meeste gebruikers worden gezien als Amerikaans tenzij anders vernomen.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

And then the Anglos complain that they don't get the professional opportunities that those who know multiple languages get.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Bonjour! Comment allez vous!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Cause no one uses pig latin anymore. Uckfay hetay olicepay

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (7 children)

That's not true; I also speak Dutch!

Anyone want to speak Dutch with me? ...... That's what I thought.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Laten neuken in de keuken

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Dutch, the language that sounds like a mix of german, english and swedish combined. Well at least when I read it.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (8 children)

Esperanto estas la plej bona kaj utila internacia lingvo.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You speak Esperanto because it's the only language nobody knows.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Posso confermare Si sistema la cravatta

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well I'm currently learning Japanese but I don't yet know enough words to make a funny comment here

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (3 children)

じゃぁねぇ、英語で話したくないならこのようにもできるよ。確か日本語が話せるでしょ? (⁠◠⁠‿⁠・⁠)⁠—⁠☆

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

siempre hay un chileno

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