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Some cats do bite randomly but that's their way of showing affection. They see you as one of them, so they bite you. They just don't understand (or really don't care) that without an entire layer of fur they're hurting you.
Toddlers do that too
Yeah cats also can byte for the same reason: growing teeth.
Now to explain why girlfriends in high-school also bite like that...
Chances of a zombie attack are low, but never 0… GG mate
Mine always bites when she's love drunk. Proper double edged sword.
Nothing screams more of a cat person than a hand full of scratches
Out of aggression, sexual lust or hunger? More than one of the above?
My teeth crave violence, I am simply a host
So THAT'S why you stopped hosting dinner parties!
It's an autism thing.
All thanks
Minecraft zombie noises
Wat
TOUCHING GRASS IS NOT ENOUGH I NEED TO BITE SOMEONE
pitbulls when entering the dog park, or someone's yard, or standing in their owner's yard or the owners kid made a noise
That sounds Ace.
Where are all my zombie homies at?
Socks_irl
Mood
Ive been trying to explain this to a friend of mine. I have these sensation cravings. They're... pretty abnormal. Biting people (consensually) is a decent example. Touching grass is lackluster, sitting on a log is what nature is really all about.