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[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's pronounced "Stefan Wloka"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I remember when my Polish friend was like "Wrocław" is pronounced "Vrots-loff." wtf?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

It's pretty close to how you would pronounce that in German if you read it for the first time

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

German would probably be spelled Wrotzlow. But I believe it's called Breslau in German for real.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

You are right with both.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Correction: "Vrots-waff". Ł, ł sounds the same as W, like in "why".

[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Low effort.

At least pick some real sounding ones, like "Przemysław Mądrzykowski", or something...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Most people don't know what "real sounding" sounds like. Just like this German word isn't real: "Feierverschwindungsgefühl"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Party-disappearance-feelings? Or “Feeling of party fading” Man the Germans have a word for everything! But seriously any real words compounded together that make anything near to sense, is a word in German.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Feierverschwindungsgefühl"

Technically, that is a word in German, it means "feeling of celebration enshrinkening". Might not be very popular, but it follows the rules 😉

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Enshrinkening? Moar liek "vanishing" amirite?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well, it would come from "ver- schwind ~~-en~~ -ung", so the closest translation to English might be something like "for-dwindling"... but the English "for-" seems to have lost some of the versatility of the German "ver-", so the closest modern word that comes to mind is using the "shrink" meaning of "schwinden", and translate as "enshrinkening". Ultimately they'd all be synonyms.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

No matter how much you try to hack the word into pieces, dude: "Verschwinden" translates to "to vanish".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Meanwhile, "to vanish" has several synonyms, and it just happens some can be built following almost the same composition rules.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

And the optometrist asked him if he could read the last line of the eye chart, to which he replied “Read it? That’s my wife’s maiden name”

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Once I met a Slovak guy with clearly polish surname, so I asked him wether he had polish ancestors. He genuinely didn't get why would I think something like that...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Maybe because Slovak and Polish are both West Slavic languages? So they are similar.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

As a west Slav (Moravian) myself, I'm usually able to distinguish these two, especially in written form. The meme shows the characteristics of polish quite realistically.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Sir, would you like a side to vowels to go with that consonant clusters?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

"How do you spell that?"

"T-H-A-T"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Stół z powyłamywanymi nogami

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

For a native Ukrainian, this is just a pattern matching between Latin and Cyrillic

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

W Szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I Szczebrzeszyn z tego słynie

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

wół go pyta:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

How I read it: Стой с ... ногами

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Just call me Steve.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

The first words out of my new coworker's mouth were about Robert Lewandowsky.

Never in doubt.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Lol polish are funny people.