I just want to see what his hair and skin look like when he doesn't have access to his products
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he made his 200k bail (he only paid 20K of it) so no jail time just processed.
I thought he paid the whole 200k. That’s how the media described it. He will get that back after trial. He isn’t much of a flight risk. He sticks out in a crowd to much.
Isn't much of a flight risk? As soon as it starts looking like he can't slime his way out of it he'll go on a "business trip".
Worst thing that’ll happen to him is house arrest. He isn’t looking at any real serious punishment.
Now his sidekick will see prison if convicted but Trump most likely will not.
How the hell did he manage that?!
Bail may have been $200k, but one just needs to pay a bail bondsman 10% and the bail bondsman signs you out with the promise you will show up for your court date. If you don't show up, you owe 100% of the bail to the bondsman since he put his name in for you, and thats when Dog the Bounty Hunter gets called. It's standard practice everywhere, thats why the $200K bond was laughable, it should have been a good 2 million instead.
Now that would be an interesting episode of dog the bounty hunter
What would the secret service do? Surely they wouldn’t stay by his side willingly
How did he pay only 10% of his bail? He used a bail bondsmen. Normally when you pay bail you get all of it back assuming you show up to court, but since not everyone can make bail, they have the bondsmen who takes a small percentage of the money but doesn't give it back in exchange for paying the full bail. it's a US exclusive thing I believe (they are illegal where I live)
As for why the allegedly rich man is paying the bondsmen and not just the whole bail... well I'll leave that one up to you.
Because it's not his money, it's donations from his fans. Why lose out on having all 200k for hamburders if he can just spend the 20?
Getting your bail deposit back depends on the state. In my state they keep the 10% and sometimes make you check in weekly until the court date. I reckon if you pay the full bond you could get back all of it minus the bondsman fee for making sure you show.
Probably with $20k
Each of his voters donated a dollar they stole from a tip jar.
He really just looks like a petulant child here.
He has never been anything more than a petulant child
"On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of Trump® Brand Steaks!"
hum not sure about that, Trump looks mad but like he's about to cry.
This is the look the spoiled kid gives his mom when she says he can't have every dessert on the menu.
You are like the buzzing of fries to him!
Was he trying to do Blue Steel?
Blue Steal
it's giving "disgruntled teen"
I swear I've gotten this exact same look when asking mine to please take out the trash
📸 You know what, give me angry. 📸 Will ya, give me angry? 📸 You've had a bad day, you're cranky. 📸
"Show me a mean face."
looks more like one of his dentures slipped while he was straightening out his diaper, and they just snapped it
or like he's trying to squeeze out a dry turd
I can’t unsee that now.
He is Triego! You are the buzzing of flies to him!
I sent this to my MIL. She sent this back.