"WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, DON'T MAKE LEMONADE. MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"
HOW ARE YOU HOLDING UP? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO
MEDIC!
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW
edit: didn't mean to reply this, I violated the law
THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD
THE CAKE IS A LIE!
CANNOT BELIEVE THIS ISNT ALREADY HERE, IM CRESTFALLEN!
THAT'S BECAUSE IT ISN'T A QUOTE, IT'S WALL ART
I'M COMMANDER SHEPARD, AND THIS IS MY FAVORITE STORE ON THE CITADEL.
ROCK AND STONE!
DO YOU GET TO THE CLOUD DISTRICT VERY OFTEN?? OH, WHAT AM I SAYING, OF COURSE YOU DON'T!!
"HMMMMHHMMMM" FROM MINECRAFT VILLAGERS
I’LL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!
HAIL TO THE KING, BABY!
DO A BARREL ROLL!!
YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!
THE RIGHT MAN IN THE WRONG PLACE CAN MAKE ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD
I’M ESCAPING TO THE ONE PLACE THAT HASN’T BEEN CORRUPTED BY CAPITALISM... SPACE!
FINISH HIM!
RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE
WHAT IS A MAN? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK - HAVE AT YOU!
I'M TORGUE, AND I AM HERE TO ASK YOU ONE QUESTION, AND ONE QUESTION ONLY: EXPLOSIONS!?
YOU EUTHANIZED YOUR FAITHFUL COMPANION CUBE FASTER THAN ANY TEST SUBJECT ON RECORD. CONGRATULATIONS.
WELL, THIS IS THE PART WHERE HE KILLS US.
...
HELLO! THIS IS THE PART WHERE I KILL YOU!
WOULD YOU KINDLY
OUR WORDS ARE BACKED BY NUCLEAR WEAPONS
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE FUCKED.
- Geralt - The Witcher 3
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, DON’T MAKE LEMONADE. MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE’S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’M THE MAN WHO’S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I’M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
TURIANS BASED ON DEXTRO-AMINO ACIDS. HUMAN INGESTION OF TISSUE COULD PROVOKE ALLERGIC REACTIONS. ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK POSSIBLE. SO DON'T, AH, INGEST.
LOOK AT THEM, THEY COME TO THIS PLACE WHEN THEY KNOW THEY ARE NOT PURE. TENNO USE THE KEYS, BUT THEY ARE MERE TRESPASSERS. ONLY I, VOR, KNOW THE TRUE POWER OF THE VOID. I WAS CUT IN HALF, DESTROYED, BUT THROUGH IT'S JANUS KEY, THE VOID CALLED TO ME. IT BROUGHT ME HERE AND HERE I WAS REBORN. WE CANNOT BLAME THESE CREATURES, THEY ARE BEING LED BY A FALSE PROPHET, AN IMPOSTOR WHO KNOWS NOT THE SECRETS OF THE VOID. BEHOLD THE TENNO, COME TO SCAVENGE AND DESECRATE THIS SACRED REALM. MY BROTHERS, DID I NOT TELL OF THIS DAY? DID I NOT PROPHESIZE THIS MOMENT? NOW, I WILL STOP THEM. NOW I AM CHANGED, REBORN THROUGH THE ENERGY OF THE JANUS KEY. FOREVER BOUND TO THE VOID. LET IT BE KNOWN, IF THE TENNO WANT TRUE SALVATION, THEY WILL LAY DOWN THEIR ARMS, AND WAIT FOR THE BAPTISM OF MY JANUS KEY. IT IS TIME. I WILL TEACH THESE TRESPASSERS THE REDEMPTIVE POWER OF MY JANUS KEY. THEY WILL LEARN IT'S SIMPLE TRUTH. THE TENNO ARE LOST, AND THEY WILL RESIST. BUT I, VOR, WILL CLEANSE THIS PLACE OF THEIR IMPURITY.
THAT SENTENCE HAD TO MANY SYLLABLES, APOLOGIZE!
ZUG ZUG
28 STAB WOUNDS
WHETHER WE WANTED IT OR NOT, WE'VE STEPPED INTO A WAR WITH THE CABAL ON MARS. SO LET'S GET TO TAKING OUT THEIR COMMAND, ONE BY ONE. VALUS TA'AURC. FROM WHAT I CAN GATHER HE COMMANDS THE SIEGE DANCERS FROM AN IMPERIAL LAND TANK OUTSIDE OF RUBICON. HE'S WELL PROTECTED, BUT WITH THE RIGHT TEAM, WE CAN PUNCH THROUGH THOSE DEFENSES, TAKE THIS BEAST OUT, AND BREAK THEIR GRIP ON FREEHOLD.
I AM SWORN TO CARRY YOUR BURDENS
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