HomesliceAbe

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

That's the best thing I've ever seen!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I'VE ONLY PLAYED THE FIRST. I'VE BEEN MEANING TO PLAY THE SECOND.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

No, it's a pocket for Kevin.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I SAID NO LOLLYGAGGIN

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (3 children)

WHAT GAME IS THIS FROM? THIS IS AN AMAZINGLY HILARIOUS QUOTE AND I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY THE GAME!

 

NO LOLLYGAGGIN

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

I will now!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

He was shot around 10:15 pm on April 14 and died across the street at 7:22 am on April 15.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

The first woman to be executed by the US federal government was executed as a result of Lincoln's assassination. Her name was Mary Surratt and her youngest son, Johnny, was considered Booth's "right hand man".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I was about to comment something along the lines of "You add water and drink it, dumbass" but then I realized that it does not, in fact, say metamucil. I'm the dumbass.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Any time I can't pet the dog.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I know a lot about the Lincoln assassination.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

HomesliceAbe approve of s20 origin story

 

Essentially, I want us to sound like cavemen.

I'll start:

HomesliceAbe was playing Mario kart and HomesliceAbe's dad couldn't think of name of one of courses (HomesliceAbe thinks name was "Moonview Highway?). HomesliceAbe's dad called course "Homeslice Highway" and HomesliceAbe thought new name was hilarious. Also, HomesliceAbe is big fan of Abraham Lincoln.

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