this post was submitted on 06 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Seems like a friendly guy. Why not?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Looks warm, well protected and generous.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Never judge a book by it's shotgun.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Probably because those eggs have fish tails?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Thank you, Vladym! The zone is cold today. Do you have any armor piercing rounds you'd trade for this sausage, blyat?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Blyat ? BLYAT ? I offer you a warm place and food and you call me shit ! Who do you think you are, foreigner ?

  • *Point gun in your direction *

Hmmm, You genuinely look confused. Oh, don't tell me those rats at the border told you it was a formal greetings ? Ha ! Those bastards wanted you dead, eh ?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I'm sorry! Here, I'm American. I'm a Freedom soldier. You got me! I still do have sausage though...

and... other stuff. Probably drugs, but not until I see your reaction first.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

What meat ? I don't like pork-bear chimera meat. It make me go berserk. I killed my brother in a fit of rage. RiP Vladimir.

Got any joy to ease the pain ?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

"And you, stalker... Come over here... Let's have a chat"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Right on time. Thanks kind Lemmy Denizen!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

In an almost beanless world . A man must survive the harsh winter wasteland, waiting till the last frost days to plant the last beans or earth. Will he be able to restore the world to it's beanfull glory ?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I would share my beans, happily

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

His name? Zapp Rowsdower.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Totally forgot about DayZ. Good times with beans.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

is that fucking Boris?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Thank you, I actually needed that

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

How is life?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

logging off o7