These are used for joining together pieces of wood, usually for furniture. Don’t eat ‘em.
Source: am carpenter.
this post was submitted on 06 Sep 2023
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Then why are they called biscuits??
Because they look like biscuits. The tool you use to cut in the holes you use to put them in is literally called a biscuit joiner.
Also they’re delicious. But don’t fuckin’ eat em.
Oh. Well, at least they won't crumble in my coffee.
Saw these in a hardware store the other day and really wanted to try one. Someone should bring them into their office and see if people will eat them
I would since I thought this was some kind of food until reading your comment (though it would be a bit overpriced for what looks like terrible cookies)
Wait, they’re not? Then what are they?
I would totally fall for it
You can always sit on a street corner with some and try handing them out to strangers saying "body of Christ."
panics in communion
The picture on the package looks just like a stroopwafel.
I'll bet they have caramel on the inside, eh?
You have to let it soften first by placing it over a warm cup of tea
I recognize a Menards price tag when I see one.
They taste just like those little wooden spoons we'd get with our ice cream cups
Universal memory
Man they're dark, I thought they were actual biscuits for a second, and I'm a carpenter.
When someone says something tastes like cardboard, give them one of these…
Wtf type of price is 6.65.
6 local currency units plus 65 hundredths of one local currency unit. Looks fine to me.
This gives mad "bachelor chow" vibes
They're also not as crispy as you'd expect a wafer to be.
Plumbing, electrical, appliances too...
Awful packaging, tons of plastic.
What the hell kind of biscuits are these wafer cookie rejects? Dog biscuits?
Biscuits!? I Love Biscuits!!
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Anything above #12 is basically garbage. #6 is where it's at with these.
They look like dog snacks...