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[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

One of ours fucking loves it. On the bathroom mat as a place of choice, you'd better spank that pussy, and you'd better make it count. I'm talking going to town like a rug beater while he rolls around and grinds his face into the mat. And if you stop before he reaches whatever a neutered tom considers completion, he will bite you.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

One of my cats can't get enough of them, literally begs for them daily. For her it's butt drumming > food.

The other one hates them.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Butt Bongos

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

The 'rents cat is like this. Loves booty spanks. Nice and hard too, gotta rock her little body or she gets annoyed.

Recently ive tried petting her so hard her legs buckle, just mushing her into the ground and she really digs that too which is great when my slapping arm is tired

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Did you shorten parents' to 'rents?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I did. It's fairly common in the US (i think?) I'm a tank anyway and i picked it up in casual conversation

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I'm from NY, and I've never heard anyone say that, maybe it's a more regional thing?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

It's an Albany expression.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Huh. Ya got me... I'm from the Midwest. No clue

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Parent is already an abbreviation.
It's short for "pays rent".

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Your cats are getting their butts slapped?