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[–] [email protected] 112 points 9 months ago (1 children)

He was too busy talking about Firefox

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My new job ocks Firefox on my work laptop. :(

[–] [email protected] 47 points 9 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago

how dare they ock firefox?!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Whoops. 👁️👄👁️

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Doc Ock.

"You'll never use Ublock Origins now, Spider-Man!"

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[–] [email protected] 94 points 9 months ago

Hello Mrs. and Mr. Johnson. I use arch btw

Ah fuck

[–] [email protected] 60 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

What she didn’t see is me whispering in her mothers ear “I run Arch, by the way”. Then giving her a quick wink.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

Ah, so that's why she pissed herself.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Arch for weak, compile Gentoo

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Pssht imagine using an operating system and not simply manipulating the bits on your disk yourself

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 9 months ago (4 children)

If you're a CrossFitter who uses Linux, which do you tell people about first?

[–] [email protected] 49 points 9 months ago

That you are vegan of course

[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Actually the first order of business is establishing that you're an atheist.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

That you don’t eat meat.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Because Bitcoin

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (2 children)

That is the most unrealistic manga I have ever seen.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

That seat position is WAY too far back from the steering wheel

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This is not manga you normie! I don't see a single loli monster maid

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Fantastic username. ☝🏻

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago

But he kept taking about foss, though

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (5 children)

The most unbelievable thing about this meme is that linux nerd has a hot cat girlfriend.

Srry but u are just as undatable as Typescript or react developers - they just gonna keep learning new frameworks that do exactly the same thing spending all the time they have while ignoring the hot gf until she just dumps you for some plumber.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

As a new Linux convert nerd with a hot girlfriend it does happen.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I mean. How would I go about proving that. I'm currently just imagining the look on her face when I tell her we need to take a picture with my lemmy username in it so randoms on the internet believe I have a hot girlfriend. lol We go to the beach this weekend though. soooooo I'll leave it up to you to remind me to do this lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

"You wouldn't know her, she goes to another school".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

😂 but but. She actually did. I swear!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Depends where

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (2 children)

It's an OS, not a lifestyle.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Insert GNU/Linux copypasta here.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago

When her parents are BSD users...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

What are you supposed to talk aboot then?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Side question: is this drawing by Red from Overly Sarcastic Productions?

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