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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 58 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Fixed that for you:

The same meme but they both wash their hands.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Dwarves use lava soap.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure they use alcohol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

They wouldn't dream of wasting it on hand washing.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Dwarves afterwards: Pointy eared leaf lovers

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

For rock and stone!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (3 children)

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

FOR KARL!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

ROCK AND STONE IN THE HEART!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Wait! What's the difference between rock... and stone?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Legally speaking, rocking is more legal than stoning

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Jesus Marie

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

A true dwarf wouldnt ask this, leaf lover

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

THEY'RE MINERALS MARIE

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

ROCK BURP AND BURP STOOoooOOOOONE BURP

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Humans are that friend who's friends with two people who absolutely hate each other. Dwarves and elves both loudly praise humans in a way that makes it clear it's just a dig at each other. They don't actually like humans, they just hate each other enough to put up with them. Humans are uncomfortable at being in the middle of the feud, but also secretly like the attention too much to put a stop to it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Dwarves: dipping hands in isopropyl alcohol

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No! You're contaminating all the drink!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

That's why we're saving the beer and whiskey for later.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Amazing how you misspelled dwarves in the second panel

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Dwarves won't wash with something as weak as water

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I mean human is a basic class wich depending on skills can evolve into various other things...

Among the most common, Skeletons!