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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's called type 1 diabetes.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Except it's gonna cost you more like $499.99 to stay alive.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

If you live in US, yeah

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Don't want your kids? Just stop paying for their subscription.

It ain't a crime since it ain't an abortion.

Anti-Choicers hate this one simple trick!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Just a simple post birth abortion

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

If that 10 bucks everything to keep a person alive, that's a steal... Food, water, shelter, and basic necessities.

I'd sign up in a heartbeat.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

nah the $10/month is just that you dont get executed on the spot

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Or for any major treatment or injuries you have to watch 6 ads first, if you bleed out before they're done, so be it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

You gotta be kidding. All this does is stop them from sending somebody round to kill you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I read singing and wondered for half a minute straight what an Amazon Prime lullaby is going to sound like

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Pay with Credit card to get that lifelong debt a kickstart.