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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

OP uses mittens. Knitted mittens.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They’re easier to suck clean.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Boil your pasta in it to enjoy the flavors without the risk.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

If you rinse your plates as soon as you finish eating then you need not worry about such things. Filth begets more filth.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
  • laughs in european sinks *
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I've lived in Europe my whole life and only ever seen that system in the bathroom. But I also have a rather nice dishwasher because life is too short to spend it standing over the sink like a fucking chump.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I love washing dishes. I watch YouTube or listen to a podcast, and it's better than fishing for me. Especially after a party of some sort, when there's shitload of them

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Wanna be my roommate?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well if you want to hand wash my dishes you may feel free to do so. But you have to wear cat ears and a maid outfit while doing so.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago

Is doing the dishes a requirement or can I just come over in cat ears and a maid outfit?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Did you upload a youtube video to show a lemmy stranger your sink?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I worked as a dishwasher when I was in high school and you get over this real quick.

Because at least you're not cleaning up shit after someone destroyed the bathroom.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

This is why it's good to have some kitchen/dish gloves. And if you can get them with extra long sleeves, the better. It's actually worse if the nasty water gets inside them 🤢

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Skin is natures gloves

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago

This is when Drake has to touch 18 year old pussy.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago

This is some grade a baby ass shit