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[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

is this a Lemmy post of an Instagram post of a Reddit post?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Yes, it's very meta.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

But the boxes were taken to the dumpster, yes? With time saved, even? Someone in a managerial position would rather hire, train, and pay a devoted garbage person instead of three adorably unpaid raccoons?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Until the raccoons unionize and demand healthcare coverage instead of just table scraps.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Train another raccoon to bust unions

[–] [email protected] -1 points 9 months ago

Impossible, raccoon class consciousness is too strong.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Look if you can get Raccoons to do your work for you, it should be an instant promotion to manager.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

acivement unlocked: Manager of Racoons

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Unfortunately, the promotion to raccoon manager does not come with a salary bump.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

It comes with raccoon henchmen. Which is better.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If someone can successfully train racoons to do their job I'd probably give them a raise and some deodorant

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Under capitalism they would be fired and the raccoons made to replace them for no pay.

No joke there are tons of stories of people writing programs to automate their job, management finding out, and basically getting fired while the company appropriates their automation code, since from their profit chasing perspective why should they pay someone if they can just take the code they wrote which will do the same thing for free?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Which is why you always implement a dead man's switch that you can turn off if you leave the job amicably. And never leave your source code behind if you can avoid it.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Then they'll get their lawyers involved to fuck you over. Since you probably coded it on company time with company equipment, they own everything and can sue you if you put booby traps in it. Hell there have been contracts in tech that say that everything you code while employed, regardless of whether it's related to the business or not, they can claim, whether that extent is enforcible is another question but just the mere fact that plenty of companies are brazen enough to try that shit speaks for how much they expect to get away with, and they're probably right.

Individuals rarely win against businesses as a design feature of capitalist society.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 9 months ago

Corporate only doesn't want the raccoons trained because then they might have to pay them.