You can't prove the second statement. We think that it may not cause gonorrhea
this post was submitted on 11 Apr 2024
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All I know is I've been to a lot of natural history museums and I still haven't tested positive for gonorrhea.
Don't be jealous just bc you can't get dates w the cool diplodocuses
Diplodocusi
Diplodocusae
Diplodocci
Wake up sheeple? Where do you think it came from?!?!?
It's like you guys never heard of all the crazy dinosaur orgies
Diplodocus not causing gonorrhea is a nonemeperic presumption.
You've got bigger problems if there's dinosaurs inside your bloodstream anyway.
What if you're a bird?
You mean a drone? c/birdsarentreal
Oops. I forgot they aren't real.
But then drones could have dinosaur in their blood...
Drones get charged by energy produced by dinosaurs
I've never seen a bird get filled up at a gas station!
True. Has anyone examined the fossils to see if they're causing gonorrhea?
I'll just use Occam's Razor until definite proof is provided.
Concentrate... Do not make the obvious joke...
Wait... I'm confused. Do I cause gonorrhea or no?
It's very simple- it's safe to fuck a diplodocus but not certain bacterium.
I need a third panel. DiploRaucous. Very medium. Struggles to spell gonarrhea. ;)
Spelling is not the issue. The question is whether or not you're contagious.
Mr. Hand is salivating from the grave