Reminds me of this universally understandable video: Liam hast du kaka in der hose?
this post was submitted on 15 Apr 2024
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Thank you, that made me really enjoy having teenagers.
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
Liam hast du kaka in der hose?
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"Did you poop"
Ftfy
No it's fine. Toddler doesn't need to poop because he already went
I remember my latest pants pooping. I was around 5yo so I already knew how the business works. I was playing around outside and I knew I had to go poo for a while already. At the last moment I started running inside, but to my absolute horror someone had locked the front door. I ding donged the bell like 50 times, but it was already too late by the time my mom opened the door.
"Do you need to poop?"... "Not any more!"