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[-] [email protected] 65 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I've thought about adding more balls just for the aesthetic.

"Hey, ladies, ever see a guy with two sets of testicles?"

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago

Wanna see my sixpack?

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

He had 4 sets of testicles, so divine.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Washington, Washington, six foot eight weighs a fucking ton.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He’s coming

He’s coming

He’s coming

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Did I mention his four nuts? Well, he also has four dicks.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

That motherfucker had like...30 god damn dicks.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Imagine the clean up. Christ.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

[Let me lay it on the line

He had 2 on the vine

I mean, 2 sets of testicles

so divine

](https://youtu.be/Ex2hj5rLN48)

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

https://piped.video/Ex2hj5rLN48

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I want to have like 10-20 testicles, which means I would be even manlier.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago

That's the wrong number. You either need to take one away or get another one put on

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

If it's the second, do you have to hunt it down yourself or how does it work?

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

Yeah I've heard of "growing a pair" but not growing just one.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

People just half ass things nowadays

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

I've got questions I'm too afraid of knowing the answer

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Is your name Jimmy Threeballs?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

'Ol 3-balls.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I knew a guy that everyone called "Treball". I regret asking him why.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Mr Frampton, I understand that you, as it were, have...

Uh, well, let me put it another way: I believe, Mr Frampton, that, whereas most people have, uh, two.... two...uh, you... you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbN9doxZusQ

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

This is getting out of hand. Now there are three of them!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

The middle one is his cock

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

There's nothing like the sight of a shorn Skarsgård; it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Sung to the tune of Iron Maiden's 'Hallowed be thy name'

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Why are folks here talking about three balls? I mean sure, it looks ridiculously small, but calling it a third testical is just hurtful and emasculating.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

It's not a toomah

[-] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Holdenmaxxing:

[-] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

The meme is great, but. For all of you out there who did not try it yet: never, never shave your balls! Trim it.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Mine are shorn with a safety razor regularly

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

fully disagree. just learn to do it correctly. been using the same mach 3 cartridge for a decade, no issues.

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