AssaultRifle15

joined 3 years ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

A girl I was seeing asked me what I liked about her and I drew a complete blank. There was plenty to like about her, but when put on the spot I couldn't think of a single thing to say. I don't blame her for leaving me not too long after that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Once or twice a month, maybe. I was fine with not existing for several trillion years before I was born, I'm sure I won't mind it when I return to the Truth that is the infinite void.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I would punch JFK in the face right as he's getting shot so it looks like I hit him so hard that his head exploded.